Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Gurning

To cry/moan about something

Usually said in Northern Ireland

"Andrea stop yer gurning"

"Gonna end up gurning in a minute"

by LazerboxOfFrogs November 3, 2012

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Guipingapalooza

a reunion held in different places across the U.S. that celebrates the adoption of 8 girls from Guiping, China. There are 8 families and they all get along.

Mari: When is Guipingapalooza this year?
Donna M: June 22!

by guipingalicious October 31, 2011

Mud Gulping

The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.

Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.

by BillPako February 15, 2010

Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

by bill boob August 12, 2006