Gurp

To consume left over or discarded food from another person. This can be something you do after the person has left the table, or can be attempted while they are still eating. Common locations to gurp include the table of a restaurant or out of a dumpster.

Vince: "Ben, what are you staring at?"
Ben: "Look at that fine piece of corn bread over on that table. You think that lady's gonna finish her food?"
Vince: "I don't know, but if she doesn't I'm gonna gurp that shit right up."
Ben: "Sounds good, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and gurp the trashcans for dessert."

by gurpy August 29, 2009

gurping

when an over-hyper woman grips another man’s nipple with her toes

“she was gurping my moob pokers so good last night”

by tete2296 November 20, 2017

gurp

simply put: to vomit or throw up.

I gurped so fat off that moke snap last night. I was zorbing

by walrusjuice December 12, 2008

gurp

to chock on one's testicles

Your mom gurped on my balls last night

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

gurp

Onomatopoeic.
An attitude or situation causing a retraction of the lower jaw, potentialy causing drooling, and the resulting noise. Gawping.
Used on its own to describe a response to a given (stupid) situation.

man 1: 'So we were stuck on the road for over 30 minutes which was playing havoc with the sandwiches in that heat and...'

man 2: 'guuuurrrrrrrrp'

by Doghair February 26, 2004

gurps

Vomiting, with a humorous connotation

"I had the gurps last night after I drank too many grasshoppers." GURPS! "Oh there I go again!"

by EvanP September 8, 2006

gurp

To fool around, but not fuck.

'Did you bang her?'

'Naw man, we just got our gurp on and shit.'

by thm January 31, 2004