guilt add

The act of adding someone as a friend on a social networking site because you would feel like an asshole if you denied their request.

My cousin requested to become my friend on myspace, so I had to give her a guilt add.

by Twisted Iniquity January 14, 2009

self guilt

always putting the guilt on yourself

i'm always so self guilt!

by Jack Nylum November 25, 2018

guilt shower

(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.

Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):

or

Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?

by UDallday August 22, 2009

Gay until proven guilty

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.

Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”

by Mique Zee October 10, 2021

Guilt-Free Three

The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.

Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.

by Lard Boy August 5, 2007

Guilt tax

Guilt tax is the unspoken guilty feeling one has when they are recipients of a generous gift, and mostly likely, have failed to reciprocate at the equal level. The guilt tax is especially high during the holidays when wealthier parents or friends give lavish gifts.

Karen to sister Beth: "Oh my gosh, Mom got me this expensive bracelet for Hannukah and all I got her was a pepper mill."
Beth: "Too bad for you! You're going to be paying the guilt tax for months!"

by Funny Moms December 19, 2014

guiltiness

The state of having committed an offense.

"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)

by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006