glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

glocking

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other

Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other

by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

SHOCKING

When your balls get shocked(PTSD) by you using your right or left hand

Dam, John. How come you were shocking yourself

by DEFINITIONS.ON.CRACK November 15, 2019

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Shocking Husky

The Best Youtuber ever. Known for his Spiderman vids. Has very good edited videos. His name in irl is Kavin Karthik Kumar.

Shocking Husky is the best YT! OMG, Shocking Husky uploaded a new spider-man video!!!

by ShockingDaHusky April 6, 2021

Gocking

Fucking someone until they see God and/or Heaven

Person 1: Damn! That girl is fine as fuck!
Person 2: For real! I'm going to be up gocking her all night!

by moonandthestars January 28, 2022