Grimsomnia

The nightly ritual of trying to sleep and just when you're about to drift off, you suddenly recall eveey embarrassing thing you ever did in high resolution.

"Hey, I know you're tired but remember when you wrote out that short but anatomically specific rant about checking yourself for testicular lumps but you opened the wrong window on your phone and accidentally sent it to your elderly piano teacher?"
-Brain

This is grimsomnia

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

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21 Grams

About 1/20th of a pound. This is the amount of weight you lose the instant you die. Some say it's the weight of your spirit or soul.

She was so sweet before she passed away. Heaven gained another 21 Grams of sugar.

by Alfie The Horndog September 22, 2005

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Grum-pea

The negative mood experienced by one who is addicted to peas

Louise is in a grum-pea mood

by Milly McMildred September 25, 2010

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Gramsnack

Noun:
Gramsnack
Small bites of digital content, typically seen on social media platforms.

Verb:
Gramsnacking
To share or use minute digital content for personal gain.

Noun:
Gramsnacker
A perpetual social media poster

Examples:
Hey, did you see my gramsnack in the feed today?

Billy’s gramsnacks are off the chain!

So many gramsnacks, so little time.

I saw a hot gramsnack pop up in my twitter feed.

I am gramsnacking today.

She is quite a gramsnacker.

by Shnaaacks January 25, 2019

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hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013

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