Grammys

A popular music award show thats recently come out as xenophobic, racist and is known for robbing popular artists.

BTS, The Weekend, Harry Styles and Nicki Minaj got robbed by the Grammys.,
I can't believe Grammys chose Yummy over MOTS:7, basically they chose a song that not even Beliebers lived over an album that 4 million people bought and even non loop fans liked.

by ChimmySumo December 7, 2020

Gummy Wormer

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.

I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

Taking a Grumpy

A fun way of saying you gotta poo.

Hey old gregg! Im taking a grumpy!

by Khlidy May 24, 2019

grammy

The grammys are the greatest sham in the history of music. An awards show whose sole purpose is to promote artists who have already sold millions of records so that they can sell even more records. A product of American consumption and corporate whoredom.

Sufjan Stevens will never win a Grammy (and if he ever does, it will have been a truly sad day).

by Bob Williamson December 8, 2005

Grumgy

A future version of the late night show host Jimmy Fallon known for his well known roles in Disney and Harry Potter movies. Known for his awkward nature and odd smirk from laughing too much.

Jimmy Fallon got the character Grumgy every time during his Instagram filter segment of his late night show.

You’ve been laughing far too much, you’re starting so seem a little Grumgy.

by GrumgyGuy January 10, 2020

Grammy Awards

Originally a respected award from its inception until the 80s, it's now a night of music industry masturbation. 90% of the awards are given based on how well an album sold rather than an artist's critical and artistic recognition. Mainstream, generic, and record label-designed songs and bands sweep the awards while more talented and deserving artists are either ignored completely or, should they get the nomination, left hanging in the wind while a commercially successful artist accepts an award s/he knew would be theirs as soon as their name was called.

Despite this, the jazz, classical, gospel/soul, and folk categories are still respected and the winning artists are held at a high esteem. These genres are less commercially popular than pop, rock, country, hip-hop, and r&b and as such artists are actually awarded based on merit and talent rather than record sales.

The night is self-contradicting in that there is always a speech about the importance of music education and the need for new artists, despite the same artists winning every time they're nominated and performances being lip synced and incredibly dull, with very few exceptions.

"I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything... There's too many bands and you've heard it all before.... Thanks, I guess." - Eddie Vedder, 1996

"I think the Grammy Awards are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don't honor the arts or the artist for what he created. It's the music business celebrating itself. That's basically what it's all about." Maynard James Keenan, 2002

Despite 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' being one of the highest rated album of all time, it was not nominated for Album of the Year in 2012.

Jazz and soul artists aren't awarded and don't perform on air because the needs of bland Katy Perry fans are more important than those genre's comparative handful of fans.

The only good Grammy Award performances in recent memory were Adele (2012), Dave Matthews Band (2010), and the Elton John/Lady Gaga duet (2008).

by Matt..... March 31, 2012