Gruff

A meaty minge/cock that has a very big and coarse bush.

" my misses gruff was growling last night"
"I just munched on bare gruff, I'm now a gruffinator"
"On the prowl for some mad gruff"

by PallideArmis November 27, 2025

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006

Gruff Nut

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

by Steven Mallaber November 29, 2007

Gruff Rhys

Lead Singer of the Super Furry Animals. Notoriously slowly spoken. Fuelled by imagination.

by Kate Moles October 25, 2003

gruff nuts

The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair.

"I've got some itchy gruff nuts."

by Fat Burger February 21, 2003

Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015

Gruff-E-Pig

A way to describe an ugly, unappealing person.

"Hey, have you seen Tom?"

"Yeah he's such a gruff-e-pig."

by hbananalikesmoney January 8, 2023