Buff Gruff

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.

Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

by A Duece, Special K October 11, 2003

Dirty Gruff

When a man has such an inhumanly sized penis that it tears the woman’s vagina so much it connects her pum and her crack so they become one.

Phwar did you see that Dylan have Brooke a Dirty Gruff

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023

Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 1, 2015

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003

billy goat gruff

type of goat you see in child story tales. kind of mystical, like you would see a Borak Warrior riding one, but they always roam the mountain tops in search to fight a cougar or somthing like that. so all in all just a kinda goat... Whats a frink?

man i was climbing that sweet mountain and i got attacked by a billy goat gruff

by CODY WHYTE August 5, 2006

Gruff-E-Pig

A way to describe an ugly, unappealing person.

"Hey, have you seen Tom?"

"Yeah he's such a gruff-e-pig."

by hbananalikesmoney January 8, 2023