Growler

The swelling of a horrendous amount of fecal matter moments before it is excremented.

“I’ve got to get off the phone now, that five pound carne asada burrito I had last night has produced a giant growler in my intestine the is about to crown”

by Andy Kock December 21, 2009

Grotesque

Eating soup with your mouth open, the sight of it along with vegetables, pouring out your mouth while you're trying to have a conversation at the dinner table.

Pete: *puts soup in mouth* I think that this soup is great *soup pours out mouth*
Steve: That's the most grotesque thing I've ever seen

by smallcroco May 22, 2020

growler

1) A half gallon container that is usually filled with beer.
2) A vagina.
3) A loud, messy crap.

Jake: "Did you go out and get some growler after you drank that entire growler last night?"
Tim: "No, it just made me have to take a major growler. I spent most of the night on the john."

by Nicholas D May 28, 2009

Growler

A mean, butch looking pussy. As friendly as a bulldog, and as much fun to kiss.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

My teacher assured me, that the growler would not bite!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

hog back growler

Tucking your cock and balls between your legs and mooning someone

RUN! its the hogback growler!!!

by Walker October 26, 2004

growler

Heavily hairy minge. From Avid Merrion's portrayal of Lorraine Kelly in Channel 4's Bo' Selecta.

- Can you see me growler?

Alternatively:
- So did she have a real growler?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Growler

Distended vertical bacon sandwich, usually badly in need of attention. See also badly packed kebab.

"Mummy, why did that lady just growl at me?"

by Garth Mortimer November 17, 2003