groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

Gosport

Gosport a shitty town on the south coast of england full of chavs and roadmen who'll stab you for a packet of crisps after robbing your moped

I don't like staying in Gosport I might get shanked

by Frank1950 November 19, 2019

Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016

dope and grope

The act of indiscriminately drugging a person with the intention of having forceful intercourse while the person is intoxicated. Also known as date rape.

"Brett Kavanaugh, do you deny being party to a dope and grope of Dr. Ford?" - Senator Feinstein

by 11AngryMecicans October 3, 2018

Grompy

Being both grumpy and comfy at the same time.

Wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito and get grompy

by ragnarokette May 14, 2020

Scrotum Grasp

The holding of a wine goblet in an under-handed fashion with the goblet stem between the ring and middle finger.

Sonja had a casual yet firm scrotum grasp on her wine glass.

by CJZ444 December 17, 2008

gospel fucker

A person who preaches the glory of god and the righteous nature of religious ideals but actively participates in scandal, financial corruption, bigotry and xenophobia. Therefore indoctrinating a vast array of scum of the earth type attributes.

That Jerry Falwell was a real gospel fucker! He conveyed the same detestable traits as that pompous ass of a politician Cheney...

by wrightr333 March 3, 2009