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intercom groomer

a way to talk to children without being seen
some kids were buzzing my brothers front door so he started to talk to the children, i said "stop being an intercom groomer you paedo"
by lanazetec125 July 18, 2011
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Gordy Groovehard

Noun:a mental deficiency typically seen in white males 16-29. Characteristically they have long stringy hair and wear slipknot hoodies. The key symptoms include oversized studio headphones,singing or agressively mouthing the lyrics to the angsty music played on said headphones, and overzealous air guitaring/drumming. Frequents public subway trains.
That Gordy Groovehard must REALLY love Slipknot.
by Alcatrazz69 October 8, 2013
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Shootyz Groove

Shootyz Groove is rap metal band from New York. They have released a few albums, and are featured on the complination 'Loud Rocks'.
Shootyz Groove is the best rap metal band of all time!
by CKY fan October 6, 2004
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Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.
"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man
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Groomer

(Noun) A greasy cuck who doesn't bathe, and manipulates underage girls. Usually found having mental breakdowns or dressed as a banana.
"Hey, you heard about that groomer dude, the banana one?"
"Oh, you mean onision?"
by Takisporee January 2, 2020
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Grooveking

Grooveking ­ 1. A monarch of a major territorial unit; esp: one whose
interaction is harmonious with their surroundings such as their friends, a favorite watering hole, the internet and like groovedoms. 2. One who
grooves on 3. A groovatron 4. One who can rock a suicide windmill while breakdancing - a master breakdancer. 5. One who has mastery of grooves; a dj, dancer, or a person participating in general groovedom. 6. One who carries a boombox weighing more than 37 lbs on their shoulder.
That dude can kick it with that boombox. He's got slick threads, style, and is the master of his grooves. He is a grooveking.
by bbwslims September 21, 2005
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SANA GROVER

They say that every day, the universe expands and we discover certain things that we don't understand.
Dark matter ain't the only mystery at hand. I'm wond'rin' how I got a girl like you to say that I'm her man.
It's a statistical anomaly, but girl, you've got me. Gravity is pulling me to your heavenly body. No astronomical phenomenon could ever stop me. You've got a smile that every star in the galaxy copied
The constellations couldn't make as beautiful a pattern.
The conversations-every night, I ring you up like Saturn.
The telescopes tell us folks that you're the coolest view.
A supernova's scootin' over to make room for you
'cause you eclipse every wonder of the cosmos. It's almost unfair to them, but you're the one I want most.
It's a miracle that Galileo never found you. Cause if he did he'd say the universe revolves around you.
SANA GROVER fly me to the moon and let me be among the stars. Let me know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.
by Stinkbrains January 13, 2021
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