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You: Dude, you'll need more groin coin if you plan on pulling!
You: Dude, you'll need more groin coin if you plan on pulling!
by Peter McBride October 21, 2007
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people specially guys getting hit in the nuts really hard,kicked in the nuts,busted your biscuit;like the phrase you got served but groined means kicked in the nuts...
mike:dude did you see carl yesterday??
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!
by jemslite December 17, 2008
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Get the groin mug.A recently discovered third hole in men.
Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.
As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.
Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.
As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.
Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
by DoveBoi and VirgoChild March 29, 2010
Get the Groinhole mug.When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can't properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.
Often referred to as a minge twinge
Often referred to as a minge twinge
Example 1:
Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.
Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!
Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.
Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.
Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!
Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.
by VIPizzle April 21, 2011
Get the Groin clench mug.Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.
nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)
Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*
Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*
by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011
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