glitter transfer

When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received

Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!

by MeanJean June 8, 2014

gittard

1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it

"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"

by bullyphil August 22, 2019

Snap! Glitter!

The Snap! Glitter! is an expression used to convey several different emotions and feelings. It is primarily used to express joy or extreme happiness. It punctuates the end of a sentence to add a nice little extra sassafrass to your conversation. It's also used to express just your general sassiness when someone pisses you off. It is accompanied by the snap of a hand and the poof of a glitter with your hand. You have artistic license here.

"Honey, these shoes are on sale and they are just my size! Snap! Glitter!"

"These martinis are delicious, darling. Snap! Glitter!"

"When you sign my paycheck then I'll listen to you. Snap! Glitter!, bitch!"

"I'll cut you. Snap! Glitter!"

by cabaretboy September 7, 2011

glitten

A fingerless glove with a retractable mitten, as worn by anyone who wants to stay warm and still grab stuff.

They aren't gloves, they aren't mittens- they're glittens.

by RJ, D November 5, 2004

glittens

fingerless gloves that turn into mittens. popular among the homeless

dude, those glittens make you look like a hobo.

by scissorbot December 3, 2007

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Glitterfuck

When you cum all over somebody and then throw glitter on them so it never washes away

Yo girl, I'm about to come!
Glitterfuck me all over my tits!

by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017