grits 

Grits.
The word lions use for tits

Grrrrittss grrr grrr

grits by hahaha July 22, 2003

grits 

A pale, tasteless, sludgy mass enjoyed throughout the American South. Since it carries no natural flavor, it is often mixed with copious amounts of butter and salt, making what can only be described as butter pooridge (shudder).

I was at a Waffle House during my visit, and the cook sneazed in my grits.

grits by The Czar of Swing June 21, 2003

grits 

slang for stupid fucking lazy bastards who wont take 1 more second to say cigerettes

Stupid fucker: Can I get a grit?
Normal guy: what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid Fucker: Damn now I have to waste more time that i would have originally, i shoulda just said ciggarettes.

grits by AGOD September 2, 2003

Grits 

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.

"Grits, dude. How's the day?"

Grits by Marcos December 6, 2004

grits 

some nasty ass shyt my moma be makin. Bland as hell too.

Yesterday my mom made grits and cornbread for breakfest. it made me barf!!

grits by delicous July 14, 2003

grits 

The technical term used for the fecal matter left on your chest when a fat chick takes a dump on you.

Damn, yo! I gotta take a showah and get these grits of my chest.

grits by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

grits 

a tasty meal brought to you by the makers of cream of wheat... also from my cousin vinny

i ate grits out of your moms ass

grits by rhcpgod July 31, 2003