A dump, defecation, shit or state of constipation that is so painful and so difficult to work out that one must grab the handicap bars within the stall in order to brace and provide leverage for the almost birth like pushing that is required to eventually reach the point of release.
Myron suffered from the worst case of constipation that he had ever encountered. This, combined with his severe external hemorrhoids created the perfect turd birthing storm and he went to the restroom and had a Bar Gripper until he finally released his demon turd.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
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No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
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Get the Ground Gripper mug.The term, as made popular by social media personality "Mr Hotspot", refers to any sandwich of any kind or cheesesteak-like sandwich which is undeniably very delicious, or "delicioso" as he often says. Both distinctions are absolutely mandatory & required to qualify as a "young gripper": it must be a sandwich or handheld sandwich-like food, & it must be verifiably delicious.
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