grassy knollist

to grassy knoll is introduce a bizarre conspiracy theory or false eye witness account when seeking to evade Truth and Reality; one who "grassy knolls" is known as a grassy knollist

Hillary is such a grassy knollist! First she tried to sell us on some vast right wing conspiracy when she was asked about Bill and Monica. Then all that crap about Bosnian sniper fire. Truth and Reality: Bill strayed and there were no snipers.

by theVizma March 31, 2008

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010

mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

by popcornrules February 28, 2009

grassy

Gay. Liking da butt sex.

He is flopping his penis around. He is grassy.

by Piter May 19, 2007

grassy knoll

where the pubic bone rises onan unshaven snatch

"I'm going to plant a conspirator in Cheryl's grassy knoll"

by Ferguson July 4, 2005

grassy ass

1) Funny slang for the word gracias
2) When you have sex with a girl on the lawn causing her to have a grassy ass

1) Grassy ass for the gum
2) Dude I was fucking your mom on the lawn and when we were down she had a grassy ass

by hunz May 14, 2008

Grassy Meadows

A Hairy Ass Pussy

Damn, that bitch had some grassy meadows going on down there.

by jkdsfhg December 6, 2010