Sloppy Gopher

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.

"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.

by PERRAY November 9, 2009

One of them ther' gopher-dogs

The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.

Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"

by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire September 28, 2003

gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009

Whack the Gopher

While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.

I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.

by Big Nose Jewboy November 9, 2007

Chat Gopher

When a person goes online periodically using a chat program to check who's online, usually ignoring friends of the same sex while at the same time annoying the heck out of every poor sod on the Gopher's contact list (because of the annoying log-on alert window). This can also be used for the purpose of seeking attention of people in the Gopher's contact list that are online.

This is akin to the gopher on the 1980's movie "Caddy Shack" sticking its head out of the ground to scope out the world.

Tony "Chat Gophered" last night to see if any chicks he liked were online...

by A. Innes and T. Phung September 1, 2005