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greasing up her vocal cords

cunnilingus. orally lubricating a woman's vulva.
John: Did Jenny let you get to third base?
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.
by quadman08 May 6, 2009
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greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.
Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.
by katzenjammer January 6, 2008
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greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.
Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.
by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010
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gorgasity

diease. obtained solely by genes/working out
symtoms include gorgeous eyes, smile, hair, eyebrows, face, ears, nose, breasts, arms, stomach, butt, legs, feet, toes, fingers, figure, shadow, voice, sense of humor, style. must have all to be diagnosed with this disease.
that girl has a severe case of gorgasity. i can't take my eyes off her
by tallfreakofnature May 20, 2011
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greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
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greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.
He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.
by The Speedbag March 5, 2016
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Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis
He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.
by ugnsriket September 13, 2016
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