Goosemoning

A mispronunciation of the phase "Good Morning" meant to introduce a sense of trustworthiness.

"Goosemoning everyone, you sleep well yes?"

by MumblerSA October 21, 2023

goobermunch

Someone who is so overwhelmingly obnoxious, that they annoy everyone around them merely with their presence.

and/or

Someone who is extremely moronic, almost to the point of being classified as completely braindead.

Oh my god, you are such a damn goobermunch, dude. How could you fall that?

Just shut up you god damn goobermunch!

by Rowen Kennedy November 8, 2023

Goosewang

Similar to the term “silly goose” but a little more dumb and annoying and a little less silly.

Can be interchangeably used with extensions and modifications such as:

Goosewangster

Goosewangle

McGoosewang

You could even use the plural of goose for a group of goosewangs

Geesewangs

Geesewangsters

Geesewangles

Geesewinks

McGeesewingles

Sterling: “ That goosewang just cut me off!”

Cade: “Move it you fat goosewangster!”

by TripleBinker February 3, 2024

goosemaxxing

Elongating your neck and honking at people.

Wanna goosemax with me later? I love goosemaxxing.

by Crazeebitchass January 7, 2025

goonermaxer

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.

Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer

by Eespruh February 20, 2025

goobermaxxing

the act of being as silly as possible in day to day life.

person 1: what have you been doing lately.

person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).

by mr.nugget2077 January 29, 2026

Groberman

Typically an advanced form of an uncontained intelligent top secret military AI. It went rogue in June of 2019. It is a potential suspect of the COVID-19 Pandemic of 2020.

I saw a Groberman come out of a time portal temporarily, in the VR universe once

by Earl McDickmal September 18, 2025