Goofee

When the vanity plate "goofy" is taken so you just have to take the next best thing.

"hey bro check out this meme"
"woah that's goofee"

by milkyway1419 March 26, 2021

Gookie

Someone who doesn't like fun or doesn't know how to have fun

Dude stop being such a gookie! lighten up a bit

by princediorii November 17, 2021

piddly gooker

that feeling when you just don't

jeff: piddly gooker
mari: dude, what

by kaire22 March 13, 2023

ookie gookie cookie

A game played among men in which each man jacks off onto a cookie. The man who cums the quickest loses and must then proceed to eat said cookie.

Before every football game, the team played a rousing round of ookie gookie cookie.

by Black orchids August 12, 2009

Gooked

To drop off a mexican or spanish orphan at a persons house while there not there. Then you come back when the person gets home and give him adoption papers and run out of there.

Man, I just pissed Wilis off so bad, I gooked him good.

by Wilis Howarth September 9, 2006

gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008

gooseEgg

Right before bursting in your partners butt after performing anal sex, quickly pull your dick out, and stick your balls in her butthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst

Dude,I was at Kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseEgg

by blumpkinator555 April 4, 2009