beer googles

A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.

"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."

by Sauron974 June 6, 2005

Groogies

Happy, stoned citizens who confuse old women with their ability to function in society without committing crime or acts of sexual deviance.

Let's not turn our town into a bunch of "groogies" for the sake of a few recovery dollars.

by Mr. Glisten November 6, 2014

Googleshopped

A answer which needed the aid of Google.

I know Joe Googled that, nobody knows those lyrics! His answer is Googleshopped!

by BlaineSch January 24, 2011

Googlesmart

Any person who gets 99.9 percent of all info from their favorite search engine to look intellegent on talk/chat forums. Most people who are googlesmart tend to post on forums to look like a highly astounding person, but may not be.

Mechanic one: Man that GMracer350 shure knows his stuff about cars...
Mechanic two: Ha ha, that guy couldnt spin a wrench if he tried, he claims to know alot, but without his computer, hes Googlesmart.

by Tommy Jamison October 27, 2006

googlestalk

verb: to gather as much information as possible about a man/woman you don't really know by doing a variety of searches in Google.

"Dude, I had such a crush on her, I even did a googlestalk on her. It turned out she was on a herpes support message board. Fuck that, man"

by NinaOdell January 17, 2009

goolies

testicles. Hindi word 'goli' means a ball or small sphere. see also pills

she kicked him in the pills

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

goodies

As Ciara Says, "goodies can be whatever you want them to be, like your number, hugs, kisses etc. So actually you are all right but there are other things other than those!

I Bet u want my goodies.

Bet you thought about it!

by ~~Me~~ June 7, 2005