adj. Expression of sarcastic pseudo-praise. Better than “Awesome, yawn.” Much better.
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Canada won another gold medal in some lame ice-related sport.
That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.
That is goosetastic. Canada goosetastic.
by gnostic3 December 29, 2021
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A mixture of fantastic and gorgeous. When something is just so amazing you can’t even explain so it’s gorgtastic.
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This term is disassociated with the Gorp trail mix brand.
This term is disassociated with the Gorp trail mix brand.
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The complex and often delusional mental acrobatics performed by a gooner to rationalize their excessive porn consumption and chronic masturbation habits. It's a blend of "gooning" and "gymnastics".
This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."
Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."
After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."
After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
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