Jakob Godbee

Gay

Fuckboy

Ugly

a redhead that no one wants

ewww did you see Jakob Godbee, hes so fucking ugly.

by bigduckdaddy24 October 18, 2019

Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016

gooberhead

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States

"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."

by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

Gombeenman

In Ireland -a 'snake-oil' salesman : a committed 'Yes' man , no matter what the question or his previous views on that subject : a 'know-it-all' who will plausibly convince you of how right he is , while he fumbles in his greasy till , professionally hiding the fact that he knows nothing about the issue in question .
Usually ends up in a political career !

Too many to mention - also too libellous to do so !
" That fella up at the bar , there - he should be able to fix ya up . He's a wee bit of a gombeenman , but sure he's not the worst ... "

by John Horan . April 19, 2006

Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland

A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!

by flare 114 June 15, 2006