gonzo slap

etymology : (1) gonzo - origin unknown (2) slap - Middle English slop, from Middle Dutch; akin to Middle Dutch slippen to slip

definition : an assault on a close friend or acquaintance which requires the antagonist to masturbate, then lick his or her palm, and complete the maneuver by slapping said colleague across either cheek of the face open handed

I heard Dave put a serious gonzo slap on Steve after he stole his jacket. There's a handprint and everything.

by The Gonz September 19, 2004

sneezy gonzo

After a guy ejactulates, you twist his balls up around and over top of his cock and then you tie them off with a rubberband until they turn blue. Hence Gonzo with a runny nose.

I gave Stewie a Sneezy Gonzo for his birthday because he gave me a jelly donut for mine.

by TouchTheSquid September 7, 2006

Gonzo'd

when a guy puts his balls over anothers eyes and his dick is laid on top of the individuals nose....making the victim appear to look like Gonzo....thus the name

"dude he just Gonzed that person when they were sleeping!"

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

gonzo ring

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

by Crockett December 8, 2004

Gonzo Pornography

A type of pornography that attempts to place the viewer directly into the scene via a POV camera angle. John Stagliano is considered the father of Gonzo pornography, starting the style with his "Buttman" series. The name comes from Gonzo Journalism, invented by Hunter S. Thompson, which places the author into the story. Very strange that the current top definition denies this when the freaking name should make it completely obvious that yes, the POV angle is integral to the style.

You probably shouldn't post a definition of gonzo pornography if you know so little about it that you deny that the POV camera view is required for it to be called "gonzo".

by Logical_Thinking October 2, 2017

gonzo photography

Gonzo photography refers to images and photographic attitude where the photographer takes an overt part in the scene by introducing his body, either by touching the subject or by being the subject himself rather than being a passive observer.
Gonzo photography has virtually no editing, frequently employing a rough style and a basic technique with low profile photo hardware.

I can see the photographer inside the scene, it is pure gonzo photography!

by cyberico April 7, 2006

Gonzo'ing

The act of standing over a person's face, placing a testicle in each of the person's eye sockets and laying your dick down their nose, thus resulting in the image of gonzo.

there was a guy last night at that party gonzo'ing this girl who was passed out on the couch!

by TheDolamite October 17, 2008