Golfing

a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big ass house.
by best golfer May 15, 2010
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A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
by Archie2K April 17, 2004
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golf

A great quote by Moe Norman
by Mr. Johnny April 16, 2005
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Golf

The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid
black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!
by Randolf April 14, 2004
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golf

A PC way of saying you need to shit at work.
Ahh man i feel sorry for the next fella going to the toilet. I just took a massive golf
by Krispy Kreme :) October 10, 2019
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Golf

A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.
I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.
by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015
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Golf it

an online game played on steam you can play this with your friends or by yourself
by HyperVortex March 17, 2021
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