Golfing

a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big ass house.

i go golfing.

by best golfer May 15, 2010

golf

A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.

You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport

by Archie2K April 17, 2004

golf

"Golf... is truly happiness"

A great quote by Moe Norman

by Mr. Johnny April 15, 2005

Golf

The only sport where a white kid can dress like a black pimp and not look stupid

black pimp: look at dat white boy! he a pimpin golf player, yo!

by Randolf April 13, 2004

Golf

A sport that should be played on one's own terms or not at all, where the course rules apply to scoring and decorum.

I can play golf because I play according to what's correct scoring.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

golf

A PC way of saying you need to shit at work.

Ahh man i feel sorry for the next fella going to the toilet. I just took a massive golf

by Krispy Kreme :) October 10, 2019

Golf it

an online game played on steam you can play this with your friends or by yourself

wanna play golf it friend?

by HyperVortex March 16, 2021