by toesocksfuxer April 7, 2005
Get the calvin goldspink mug.This incredible surname, thought to pre-date Neolithic man, can be split into 2 syllables “Gold” meaning golden, and “Swain” meaning lover.
A Goldswain is indeed a golden lover.
The opposite sex, or same sex, depending on ones preference, seem to loose all ability to control their desires once a Goldswain has been spotted.
A Goldswain is indeed a golden lover.
The opposite sex, or same sex, depending on ones preference, seem to loose all ability to control their desires once a Goldswain has been spotted.
“Barry stop the car, I want a divorce, I’ve just seen a Goldswain”
“Don’t bother peeling those tomatoes Judith, that gorgeous Goldswain girl with the massive funbags is running down the beach on Baywatch”
“That’s the last time I buy you a pina colada Gareth, It’s quite obvious that you fancy that Goldswain over there”
“Don’t bother peeling those tomatoes Judith, that gorgeous Goldswain girl with the massive funbags is running down the beach on Baywatch”
“That’s the last time I buy you a pina colada Gareth, It’s quite obvious that you fancy that Goldswain over there”
by The Swain of Gold March 14, 2019
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by Sam Cremme April 7, 2005
Get the calvin goldspink mug.A goldsink is a method of removing fantasy currency from a roleplaying website's economy.
It is designed to indirectly control inflation; if people don't have the gold to spend, people can't charge higher prices because the item will never sell.
It is designed to indirectly control inflation; if people don't have the gold to spend, people can't charge higher prices because the item will never sell.
by BatDyke September 20, 2008
Get the goldsink mug.A massive, large, girthy penis. It’s like she discovers gold the first time she lays eyes on it and realizes what she’s about to receive.
He dropped his boxers and he was packing a goldstick. I thought he would split me in half.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
Carlos is packing a goldstick. Believe me. I’m still walking bow legged.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
Get the Goldstick mug.any man with a big hammer who has complete control over any person they come into contact with. can not be stopped by any natural weapons in the world.
origin: there once was a man who travels all over the world and one day he had to spend the night in a small town. so one night he see every one over at the old town theater so he goes to see what all the fuse is about and he cant find a seat anywhere. he finds a seat finally just as the curtains open. all of a sudden every one in the room starts chanting . GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN.
then a guy walks out onto the stage and stands next to a table were three walnuts are laying. and as fast it could be he whips his mighty hammer out and cracks all three. and every one cheers as the curtains close. a few years later this man was back in the same small town. he decides at night he was gonna go see if this man was still doing his show. so he goes back to the old town theater were ever ones chanting GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN. as like before the curtains open and a more elderly man walks out but instead of walnuts on the table they were coconuts. but he still whips his hammer out and cracks them. this man was so surprised he went back stage to talk to this GOLDSTIEN. and when he asked him why he switched to coconuts. GOLDSTIEN just turned with a straight face and said MY EYES AREN'T AS GOOD AS THEY USE TO BE
origin: there once was a man who travels all over the world and one day he had to spend the night in a small town. so one night he see every one over at the old town theater so he goes to see what all the fuse is about and he cant find a seat anywhere. he finds a seat finally just as the curtains open. all of a sudden every one in the room starts chanting . GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN.
then a guy walks out onto the stage and stands next to a table were three walnuts are laying. and as fast it could be he whips his mighty hammer out and cracks all three. and every one cheers as the curtains close. a few years later this man was back in the same small town. he decides at night he was gonna go see if this man was still doing his show. so he goes back to the old town theater were ever ones chanting GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN GOLDSTIEN. as like before the curtains open and a more elderly man walks out but instead of walnuts on the table they were coconuts. but he still whips his hammer out and cracks them. this man was so surprised he went back stage to talk to this GOLDSTIEN. and when he asked him why he switched to coconuts. GOLDSTIEN just turned with a straight face and said MY EYES AREN'T AS GOOD AS THEY USE TO BE
girl: wow i just saw THE GR8 GOLDSTIEN break a bunch of coconuts with his mighty hammer
girl2: i know i saw it to, i think i might get a privet showing
girl2: i know i saw it to, i think i might get a privet showing
by The Gr8 GOLDSTIEN February 5, 2010
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