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oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
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Godfucked 

A more intense version of "fucked". Useful for situations when you are so fucked, it is almost as if God himself has come down from the heavens and pushed your shit in.
Person 1: Shit! Our engine died and we're in the middle of nowhere, with no way to call for help!
Person 2: Damn, we're Godfucked!
Godfucked by fuck_a_username September 20, 2020

godfucker 

someone who fucks god, literally. if someone claims to be god and someone else fucks them, the fucker is a godfucker
damn, i guess you're the bitchboy and she's the godfucker?

GODFUCKINGSPEED

Maximum velocity under divine authority.
Not reckless speed.
Obedient acceleration.
GODFUCKINGSPEED
He did not ask for permission.
He did not wait for consensus.
The mission was clear.
The King said move.
So he quit his job, moved his family to Montana, and launched the entire operation in ninety days.
Pure GODFUCKINGSPEED.
GODFUCKINGSPEED by BEASTO VERDE April 21, 2026

gofuckyou 

How someone who is way too high might tell you to "Go fuck yourself".
M-man, you sh, need t-t-to, gofuckyou!
gofuckyou by HotLettuce October 29, 2010

gofuckyourselfie 

A photo of oneself prominently displaying the middle finger gesture. Gofuckyourselfies are often shared on social media to show a general fuck you attitude or sent directly to people to tell them to gfy.
I replied to the dickpic with a gofuckyourselfie.

Yestermorrowind-gofuckyourself 

I and including this to win a bet, thanks a lot A’ss hole
Oh yeah yestermorrowind-gofuckyourself was what I did all dayz