mole goatee

A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".

by rishnipishni January 14, 2007

ride the goatee

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

by Amangalicious December 17, 2007

The Bloody Goatee

The result of eating a girls ass while she's on her period

Hey girl, let me give you The Bloody Goatee

by MyManGravy14 January 19, 2015

Gadeer

gadeer is an asshole and a piece of shit. she always acts so bossy to her siblings and is a ungrateful, spoiled brat. she should just die to be honest... never become friends with a gadeer.... they will talk about you behind your back, make fun of you, and do lots of more mean stuff... gadeers are just nasty, selfish, and cocky....

Friend: Hi gadeer! Your shirt is super cute!! :D
Gadeer: Uhm.. I know that.
Friend: Oh, well i'll see you tomorrow. Bye
Gadeer: *rolls eyes*

by sunnybeaches August 16, 2020

amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009

southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

Nice Goldeen!

A phrase used to describe someone's epic fail. This expression comes from the moment in the game Super Smash Bros Melee in which an epic pokémon is expected to come out and fucking rape the opponents, but goldeen pops out of the poke-ball and does nothing. Instead your shit gets smashed off the stage.

Brosef: "So I was laying next to my GF texting when my phone slipped out of my hand, fell on her face, and broke her nose."

Da'man: "Nice Goldeen!"

by PunkMasterGFunk December 10, 2010