Gruffing

Gruffing is the act of wanking off a homeless man under a bridge. Its a reference to the popular childrens fairy tale the Billy Goats Gruff. Don't think there was any wanking in that though.

"Jimmy's been wearing a sling all week after a particularly vigorous Gruffing session."

by Paddyhahahaha May 11, 2010

Gruffnugget

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.

Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.

by Gruffbum November 30, 2010

Fruity Guff

A "fruity" smelling trump, can only be pulled off by a man with a beard. Unfortunately.

A man trumps

Jeeze, can you smell that fruity guff? That bearded man looks suspicious.

by alexmorris.jamescox May 27, 2009

gruffball

A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.

I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.

by Gleebo August 10, 2009

Gluffie

A person interested in understanding the ingredients and preparation of Gluten-Free food for pleasure and wellness.

Let's check out this restaurant. My friend is a total Gluffie and strongly recommends it.

by GlutenFreeExpo August 31, 2013

Guffy

Guffy (very similar to goofy) but completely the opposite

Guffy means sexy and buff (lots of gains), and downright woman attractor,bitch getter, heart breaker.

Guffy gets all the bitches.

by TheWrongMan353673 April 13, 2022

bluff guff

The pressure on the bowel, causing one to wrongly think a motion is due.

"I thought it was time to drop a chocolate hostage, but it turned out to be a bluff guff!"

by Sludgerunner October 20, 2013