Scraping the glue

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.

Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.

by VapersAgainstGuns69 October 3, 2019

gorilla glue

strong weed high in thc//the opposite of a reggie

"damn i need me some gorilla glue but my gas say he only got reggie "

by rel.da.gas April 20, 2018

Glue Balls

When "one's" ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, butthole, etc. Usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some Broad and not showering afterwards.

I need to go shower ASAP, I got a wicked bad case of Glue Balls!!!

I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!

by Catphish18 September 7, 2007

Giuseppe

The horniest man you know. Every other phrase he says is a sexual joke or reference. He often receives nudes from girls at 2 in the morning. Even the most unsuspected of girls try to get some of the big G. He is a very freaky person and is always down for a good sloppy sloppy.

"Hey Giuseppe, how are you-"
"On your knees, now"

by Flabby fanny pack February 11, 2020

Sloppy Giuseppe

To cum on one's hand and flick it onto another person using the Italian reasoning gesture.

"I will Sloppy Giuseppe your mother and father", "She got sloppied last night until there was no more reason", "Can I have a sloppy giuseppe please?"

by jironutz October 7, 2012

Elmer's Glue

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.

John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.

by bryri February 27, 2010

gluberous

A nonspecific, widely applicable, generic derogatory term - usually used as an adjective

I had a deeply gluberous day.
Paul wore a gluberous shirt.
Mummy woke up feeling gluberous.

by kmbendigo February 1, 2008