glurph

caressing and gentle lip suckling of ones man helmet. glurping only can happen if working the mushroom and not the whole shaft

Ryan was so very careful to only glurph the very tip of kenneth's penis

by witchhumper August 16, 2022

glutch

To urinate in addition to defecating at the same time.

I held onto the seat as I glutched everywhere. My mom had a fun time cleaning the toilet and its surroundings.

by DaNastyHoe October 22, 2022

gurchtan

A dumb stupid monkey who has autism and has 0 rizz or jizz

bro u do NOT wanna be a gurchtan

by sahajvirs gay November 1, 2022

Glucchevunsce!

Italienische Schreibweise für "Glückwunsch!"

person 1: " Ich habe eine 2 in Italienisch! "
person 2 (tut auf italienisch): " Glucchevunsce! "

by Tyym May 9, 2023

GLARCH

To make something undesirable or ugly. Most notably would be the example of a box of toothpicks having been discovered to contain mouse turds. One would say that the toothpicks are Glarched. Or if the Cat shit on the carpet, the carpet would be glarched.

O Gawd!, I have stepped in shit!! The damned cat glarched the carpet!

by UltraOutre May 16, 2023

GLARCH

TO MESS SOMETHING UP IN A REALLY GROSS AND NASTY WAY. FOR EXAMPLE DISCOVERING MOUSE TURDS IN YOUR FAST FOOD....THE FOOD WAS GLARCHED. IT CAN BE A VERB OR PAST TENSE VERB.

I DISCOVERED A MOUSE TURD IN MY SALAD...THE SALAD WAS TOO GLARCHED TO EAT.

by POPADOZENLUUDS October 7, 2023

glurshey

Totally arosed drippy cummy pussy and or butthole.

Oh babe your totally glurshey "

slosh slosh"

by CoitusAlden January 8, 2024