glock

A semi-automatic pistol, available in 9mm, .40S&W, .45ACP, .380 auto, 10mm auto and .357 Sig.

Used by the Victorian (Australian) Police and is known for its reliability, yet in the internet multiplayer game, Counter Strike, is known as the worse gun avalible. Other functions of the gun include Semi-automatic and burst firle

That n00b bought the glock.

by Leemin November 2, 2004

glock

Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'

You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!

by Jack May 30, 2004

glock

short for glockenspiel, a musical instrument also known as bells.

I played the glock in the ballad.

by Scot December 10, 2004

glock

Very reliable, quite accurate, ergononically awful ugliest handgun on the market.

If that gun were my dog, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk down the street backwards

by Kelly January 3, 2004

Glock

Glock is a popular euphemism for for a woman's personal vibrator. While the term can apply to all vibrators, it is normally only used in regards to phallic shaped vibrators with a black or chrome finish.

I'm riding on my glock tonight.

Her glock is so powerful, it could cut pavement.

My glock is out of battery power; looks like I'm taking a trip to the Radio Shack for replacements.

by MacNastyBurger February 24, 2011

glock

Verb. To explode, grenade or otherwise violently disassemble . Based on the Glock semi-automatic pistol's tendency to explode (or Kaboom) when using certain types of ammunition (mainly reloaded or remanufactured).

I don't think my rifle will Glock on me unless I plug the barrel first.

That propane tank will Glock if you throw it in the fire.

by limaxray January 5, 2009

glock

slank meaning big ass,big boot,

Monica is floatin'her glock on my face

by d_gangstaa August 7, 2007