Glarp

A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.

Going to the grocery store for some glarp, i'm on a budget.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

GLARCH

To make something undesirable or ugly. Most notably would be the example of a box of toothpicks having been discovered to contain mouse turds. One would say that the toothpicks are Glarched. Or if the Cat shit on the carpet, the carpet would be glarched.

O Gawd!, I have stepped in shit!! The damned cat glarched the carpet!

by UltraOutre May 16, 2023

glaphtics

A group of goofy individuals who worship Stephen Curry as their form of a higher being.

The glaphtics went to a party, tripped and fell into the pool, and went on to stream the golden state warriors game on their phones while still in the pool.

by gamo27 June 23, 2023

GLARCH

TO MESS SOMETHING UP IN A REALLY GROSS AND NASTY WAY. FOR EXAMPLE DISCOVERING MOUSE TURDS IN YOUR FAST FOOD....THE FOOD WAS GLARCHED. IT CAN BE A VERB OR PAST TENSE VERB.

I DISCOVERED A MOUSE TURD IN MY SALAD...THE SALAD WAS TOO GLARCHED TO EAT.

by POPADOZENLUUDS October 7, 2023

glamphs

Another word for glamorous/ something that looks dressed up or fancy

That shirt is so glamphs

by That-glamphsing-gal March 21, 2024

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum May 31, 2025

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum June 1, 2025