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Gareth Southgate

Absolute twat that played saka in a penalty shootout
“Have you seen Gareth Southgate?”
“No he disappeared after the Euro finals”
by JakeTheBeast6000 July 11, 2021
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Gareth

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The act of bailing on an action, event or person.

Derived from the Welsh footballer Gareth "Bale"

Effectively another word for "bail"
Example 1

Guy 1 - "Yeah nobodies going Steve's anymore"

Guy 2 - "Gareth?"

Guy 1 - "Yeah, screw this I'm Garething"

Example 2

Guy 1 - "Shit man, its the Police"

Guy 2 - "Fuck this, Gareth! Gareth!"
by YouBigGareth April 14, 2013
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Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.
by Gordon Black February 5, 2010
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Gareth

Gareth is a fun guy.
This looks like a Gareth.
by Gdawgggggghgg September 9, 2020
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Gareth48

i cooked a hot pocket in the gareth48
by DangerCow July 19, 2021
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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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Gareth Davies

Gareth Davies is one hell of a bassist. A very hot guy also. He is the bassist for the also very good Funeral For A Friend.
'whoa..it's Gareth Davies'
'ooooh, it's musky who plays the bassoon'
by Hayley November 21, 2004
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