gitted

to be so drunk you cannot be responsible for what you have done

a: "i can't believe you slept with him last night!"
b: "it's not my fault, i couldn't help it, i was gitted."

by NanaNo May 13, 2006

GIT

GIT is an acronym for GET IT TOGETHER!

You are such a hot mess, you need to GIT or get out of my face!

by LingDanc803 December 6, 2018

git

Short for legit - meaning serious

Bro, are you being git right now?

by mallie88 June 12, 2019

Git

Little piece of shit

Jake: Hey Jill, I think Jamie is really cute.
Kill: She may be cute but she is git!

by ooga.booga.babyyy December 23, 2019

GIT

Short for "Global Internet Threat" or "Global Interthreat" if you want.
And by that I mean a threat to everyone using the internet, creator or user, like the Article 13 threat, that's what I consider a GIT.

Person A: Hey you know Article 13 that threatens the internet?
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: It's really a GIT.

by SauceyRed November 28, 2018

Git

goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t

Jim: "Do you use git in your software development?"
Steve: "What...you mean that goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t? Hell yeah I do"

by thislittlepoopypantsishungry March 25, 2019

Git

Gangster in training

Giovanni: Yo gits are ya ready to rank up a storm?
Team Rocket: HELL YEAH

by Alpha Kenny One September 4, 2016