A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
by Jess November 30, 2004

Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.
Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...
by DJ Retro March 11, 2007

by AaronT September 13, 2008

Something you should protect and cherish with your life and if you're a good boy you'll get lucky at night. XD
by sex toy~ August 20, 2003

Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"
by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021

1. A person of the female sex that can be everything a guy could ever want.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.
2. Occasionally intolerable human being that often requires the presence of a man to remain happy.
by Real_Lol_Cat March 23, 2009

One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.
by Depressed_Cheetah July 25, 2020
