girlfriend

if you have to look for it in urban dictionary, you don't have one.
No, really, assert yourself. Become your best self, and clean up a little bit. You got this king. Go get that girlfriend!
by anonxacct01 April 26, 2020
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something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole
where's my girlfriend

she left you for a real man dummy
by !**grow.up.stupid**! December 18, 2009
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Girlfriend:Someone you think about when you wake up in the morning and before you fall asleep at night. Someone who can make you smile for no reason at all.
Exaples: something you dont have

Kid 1: I have a Girlfriend one minecraft
Kid 2: Please im 11 and i have 20 girlfriends on minecraft
by @seb_memes_ October 24, 2016
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Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that
by towel401 October 04, 2004
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1: Someone you go out with or hang around cause you want to kiss and have sex with. 2: a girl that is your friend.
Ex1: I just made love to my girlfriend. Ex2: I tell my girlfriend my problems.
by sage thunder April 24, 2010
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An item one should rent and not buy.
Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.
by fucwad August 20, 2004
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What I need but can't get cuz girls seem to hate me.
by Solorider August 10, 2007
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