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excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
by Doddi October 17, 2007
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gimme

by hmmm..dont know January 24, 2003
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Gimme dem toes

Gimme dem toes was originally used by daequan but no people always say that and its very funny GIMME DEM TOES
*someone falls off mountain on fortnite*
Daequan:GIMME DEM TOES
by iamdasuccgod December 18, 2018
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Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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Giomis

A JoJo ship that involves romantically Giorno Giovanna (mafia boss) and Guido Mista (his right hand). They care for each other deeply and have shown that together can go against anything. One of the most memorable moments of this pairing is when Giovanna said: "Mista, your resolve shines with a radiance that surpasses even the sun rising at our backs, and shed light upon our path and it illuminates the righteous fated path that we should walk together hereafter as well" .
Person A: Do you ship Giomis?
Person B: Yes. They are soulmates and pretty canon.
by araki1111 October 8, 2020
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roaming gnome

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
by udm111 February 25, 2010
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Coffee Gnome

Male or female corporate employees who roam aimlessly to various other departments within their building looking for free coffee. Typical subjects are height disadvantaged. Non offending employees often carry gnome sticks or "gnomechucks" to ward off.
Look y'all, here come the coffee gnomes again. Good thing we only left them the Maxwell House!
by Shadow thorn June 22, 2011
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