ghetto scientist

Someone from the hood who figures out a new scam.

That grifter is a real ghetto scientist!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

getting your finger in the door

the opposite of foot in the door, getting your finger in the door means trying to get into a situation, position or organization, and failing greatly.

mentioning you were fired from every place you ever worked in, is getting your finger in the door

by e-shy April 28, 2010

Ghetto COVID Test

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

by Chief Investigator November 2, 2020

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

by Frank Brown April 3, 2008

ghetto wind chime

Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.

There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 28, 2008

GHETTOBILLY

A genre' of Music originating in Nashville, TN.

From a white-trash ghetto on the outskirts of Music City, comes a soulful southern fusion of Blues and Rockabilly, creating a genre' of music known as...GHETTOBILLY

by GHETTOBILLY September 23, 2011

getting dark

A "code" expression used by whites to alert one another that the location is beginning to become occupied by blacks.

1. "This party is getting dark, let's head to another."

2. Person A "Hey let's go to Joey's!"
Person B "Nah, John said that place was getting dark."

by Drew Jenkins February 1, 2008