geller-yeller

the Geller-Family Newspaper.
Edited by Ross Geller

I will put this in the next Geller Yeller!

by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

Gentleman's Necktie

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.

Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

by ♥🗺☠ January 22, 2021

Anti Gentleman

The act of pretending to hold a door open for someone, only to sneek in at the last moment. This leaves the person behind you left to hold the door for themselves while you're already inside the building.

Joey was walking into work and realized the person behind him was a dupe/turd/douche. So he used the old "Anti Gentleman" trick to feel better about himself!

by sicilain cutie November 8, 2011

Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008

Gentleman's Six Pack

The Gentleman's Six Pack is the classiest of all evenings a man can enjoy. By definition, it is 7 beers, one more than a six pack. In real world application, it is having one more beer than a man should have had on any given evening.

A: "Dude, you alright?"

B: "Sure man, I just had a gentleman's six pack."

A: "Let's get you some tang, brah."

by Tommy Handjob February 8, 2009

gentlesta

a gangsta and a gentlemen in one.

Girl 1: your boyfriend is such an gangsta

Girl 2: yeah, but he can be a gentleman too

Girl 1: I see you gotta gentlesta huh

by Hoogalac Man September 24, 2011