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Get to the chopper

Walk into your room nuked and say get to the chopper in a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice
by Hi13425 September 28, 2021
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get to post

To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.

Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

A combination of "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." and the old addage, "don't burn your bridges". Meaning that you haven't yet arrived at a life obstacle, but you're sure you'll mess it up when you do.
"Hey man, did you figure out how to break the news to Kim that she's got herpes?"
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."
by fiest April 19, 2010
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even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.
person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
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when you get to the bridge, wave!

A mocking comment directed at a person who is deeply picking their nose to let them know they’ve been busted.
Hey there buddy, when you get to the bridge, wave!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen

Something said after watching Tommyinnit sing, dance, dab, and spell his own name wrong on stream to the song "You Reposted in The Wrong Neighborhood" by SHOKK
"2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen," said Wilbersoot watching Tommyinnit
by Iamzbad March 22, 2021
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