Germ worm

A human shit.

David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Germ-Burger

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023

Germ-X

Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.

Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.

by B3URK April 9, 2011

Germ-X

Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.

Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.

Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!

by Olga R. January 5, 2009

Germ-rat

An individual of mixed race, who is half German and half Croatian.

"Did you know my half German, half Croatian friend Pete is whats known as a Germ-Rat

by Bsequencer April 12, 2009

germ-xing

When you use germ-x periodically to clean your hands because you feel dirty. can be a verb.

You shake someone's hand and use germ-x afterwards.

Have you germ-xed your hands yet?
Hold on I'm germ-xing!
Oh God Im out of germ-x!

by Adam Sexton February 19, 2008

germ stick

A penis infested with one or more of the various sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

I heard Jim straight fucked your mom with his germ stick, and now that bitch's pussy be makin more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

by Jim Haze July 30, 2008