Gerber

A term used to describe a person who has been babied

He's a little gerber.

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Gerber is a fat old person.

bariatric refers to a fat person.

geriatric is an old person.

Why is that Gerber a pain in the ass.

Gerber by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

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When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

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Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.

Gerber Sauce by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

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When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

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A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

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