geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013

geriatric gigalo

an old man usually in his late 50's or early 60's who likes to hit on young women,usually in their 20's or 30's.this is not cool-it's actually pretty disgusting.

omg!that geriatric gigalo just asked me if i wanted to go home with him!can you believe that?

by thebadnun January 14, 2010

Gerbal Head

used to define certain peoples looks or even their stupidity. This phrase was originally coined by the urban legend, Will Guess.

also refered as squirtle Head

He/She is a classic Gerbal Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

Geriatric Jagaloon

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.

John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.

by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018

geriatriphiliac

The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with an old man/woman or men/women. It is just like a pedophiliac except they like old people better than children

The geriatriphiliac was arrested and charged for having sexual relations with old men and women.

by A-Boondock-Saint January 4, 2005

geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

The Geriatric

A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.

"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"

by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2011