Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020
Get the Geese goose mug.An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Get the geezer shopping mug.to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"
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"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
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"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
by The Infamous One August 28, 2007
Get the geeked as fuck mug.In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".
In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."
(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
Get the geezer mug.To be excited about someone; To get this unexplainable feeling about someone when you do anything that has to deal with them
by jujuuu ! March 12, 2019
Get the geeked mug.n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.
Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
Get the Geezer Pleezer mug.GeeWees are generally found in damp, wooded areas in the Northeast. They keep low to the ground and have short, coarse hair. They can be heard between April-June plaintively yelping for mates.
Yo...I was out last night with my girl in the Burger King parking lot in Patchogue near those woods. She said she heard a GeeWee.
by Knower of Random Things June 24, 2009
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