gauchebag

A douchebag who is also bad-mannered.

Did you see that gauchebag from the law school picking his fingernails with his fork?

by Lesbrarian November 5, 2010

gaucho

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?

1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...

by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005

Gouche

Anatomical section posterior to the testis and anterior to the anus. Which is known to become extremely sweaty (especially during intense gaming activities).

My friend Tonza religiously performs his wet wipe showers after a game but always forgets to wipe his gouche.

by HNL-DK November 30, 2014

gaucho pants

Hippy-style cloth calf-length women's pants that are tight around the waist, but wide and flowy around the knees.

Miz Schwendy, ah like yo Gaucho pants!

by TJinTowson May 17, 2006

Goucher College

Goucher College is located in Towson, Maryland. It has a beautiful, sprawling campus with lots of trees, deer, and crazy squirrels running about. Goucher students are artsy, creative, and love to explore many roads of knowledge. Of course it has a loyal and not great lacrosse team, but it is so much more than a select group of rowdy boys. It is full of a lot of beautiful, caring people that want to help others and make the word a more equal and balanced place. Goucher is a happy campus that his highly underrated.

Goucher College home of the mighty (and very cute) gophers.

by LadyFaceKillah October 25, 2010

suck my gouche

To perform a pointless, unsanitary and disturbing type of oral sex. In which the oral sexer sucks the gouche of the oral sexee.

Can be used as an insult or demand for someone who pisses you off.

Shortened to SMG (not sub-machine gun).

Yo andy get on ur knees and suck my gouche.

by Al the one and only December 24, 2005

Güchen

the overall word for what is extremely cute. Used in many situations with the interjections "Oh" or "Ah!", Güchen defines all as being the cutest fucking thing in the world. To use güchen that means that a bunny rabbit in a field of flowers sucks monster cock to whatever you describe as cute.

Billy: "I failed my test today, but look at this puppy I got for my birthday!"

Evetta: "Oh! Güchen!"

Phillip: "Did you see Lesa's baby? It was SO cute"

Janine: "But not GÜCHEN cute though"

by rrocks15 June 2, 2011