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gauchette 

1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective)
2. a 19th century parisian method of drying one's hair by using a horse, a violin string and generous amounts of butter.

although the word is as old the method, "gauchette"'s adjevtive meaning got popularized by a group of 20-somethings in bavarian banlieus during the late 2000s
1. "sara, OMG, what you did to the snowman was just gauchette! i don't know if i approve, but it was certainly fun to watch."

2."just one second pierre, i have to finish mon gauchette, but then i'm ready to see the execution."
gauchette by damien wurst December 17, 2008
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Gaychester United

Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.
"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again
Gaychester United by Bisuketto June 17, 2005

Gaychester Shitty 

A fake club from Manchester with the most plastic fans. They got no history and real fans. It is also an Oil Club
"Jason is a Gaychester Shitty fan"

gaudette fraudette 

A person (usually female) who is only pretending to be very rich, flashy and over-the-top.
"Hey Gene, what ever happened with that girl who drove that expensive car?"
"Man, Gaudette Fraudette was driving her brother's car - she asked me for so many rides after that, I told her I was gonna charge her - never heard from her again."

"He told me he was taking me on a cruise, then went all gaudette fraudette and cancelled cuz he was broke."
gaudette fraudette by Brandominity February 3, 2010

gaudette 

That guy must be a gaudette
gaudette by xIce7 July 25, 2017

Gaychester United

Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.
(sorry if it appears twice, there was a tech glitch)
"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again."
Gaychester United by Bisuketto February 14, 2005

goochette 

1: the female gooch
2: the space between the vagina and bum-hole
Man, she should really shave her goochette. It is like a forest down there.
goochette by bob.dole October 19, 2011