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garde

Garde is a person with a litte bit of weirdness. He/she is vise, trustful and funny but uses therms that no one really understands. Every person is in need of a Garde to help and understand because they are better listener then you think., they have this special inside jokes. Of course Garde can bit a little clumsy though
"Look at Garde, he/she just fell down the stairwell"
by Mynameisnela December 11, 2016
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Gard

The best in everything nobody will ever be as god as him. People who hate on him have no life. He is good trained and very good personality
Is Gard the best in the world
by GArdGardR December 5, 2017
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The Gard

Dragging a baseball field while drinking (alcohol) or under the influence of
SigOther: honey, where you been?
Coach: dragging the ball field after the game. Can't leave it a mess!
SigOther: but did you Gard tho?
Coach: The Gard?
SigOther:
A field ain't worth Draggin' if a beer in't worth Drankin'
by TheGard March 30, 2022
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KompAvant-Garde

An instrumental composition.of Kompa and Beat dedicated entirely to Haitian Kompa dance songs that's played without any boring Intros and long Verses just Ostinatos, Hooks and Choruses
Often referred to as (HDEM) Haitian Downtempo Electronic Music OR Haitian ElectroniKa - NOT to be Confused with Haitian EDM or HEDM (Haitian Electronic Dance Music) OR Rara Tech, the electronic music subgenre that fuses the Afro-Haitian genre Rara with House music OR Raboday which get its stylistic origin from Rasin music (Haitian Root Music) that has a 4/4 dance rhythm.

KompAvant-Guarde is generally danced to downtempo/Downbeat arrangements with a 1,2 beat.but with a verty danceable groove

The speed of KompAvant-Garde is between 80 and 120 BPM. (Anything higher or lower is acceptable)

The origins of the genre and term was pioneered by Negre. Marron Records' CEO and label Director René Guemps in New York City.

It's played in dance clubs and outdoor music festivals by mainly French-Creole and Crenglish speaking DJs.

KompAvant-Garde is used as background scores for Haitian Television, Radio and online advertisements, initially for Motormobile, Beverage and Telecom companies, as well as various fitness classes including Pilates, Yoga, Jogging, and strip aerobics

Characterized by Electronic Music Technology or Electronic Musical Instruments such as Modern synthesizers, Sequencers, Sampler, Loops, Sound effects,, MIDI, Melody, Personal computers and Digital Audio Workstations (DAW)..
Most of when I listen to music,I prefer KompAvant-Garde, it's mostly Instrumental, becauseI don’t really want to think about someone else’s messed up relationship or dead dog.
by Negre Marron Records October 14, 2018
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Nag- Gard

The posture taken by the Gards of Isengard from the preamble to the Ring Lord And His Minion, it's refers to the pose held by Gards when meet after a substantial absence. The Gard will step onto his right foot & as the left is raised to knee level he will pivot 75-90 degrees his weight as one shoots up the other down and "Nag-Gard" posture is successful once held for a min of 35sec
There Nag- Gard was exquisitely executed, with a beautifully balanced air hold. It all took place in front of the palace as they greeted their new attendees.
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Garded

Garded originates from a Homies discord call that took place during the 2020 pandemic. Garded refers to the disorder that Tremale Merfy has, which causes him to be both gay and r*tarded.
“TJ is better at COD MW2019 than Jon Martin
“Bro you sound garded”
by Juan Martin September 6, 2021
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Gard

"Holy shit its Gard "
by Boner-Kun January 12, 2018
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