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Gaming

(Game • ing) - Verb
Formerly known as the “act of playing a video game (pants less )”. Now known as a new way to ejaculate. Either in someone’s family or one person.
Me: Hi there!
Griddy Male: I’m gonna start gaming in you
by p4s10r_k13r4n June 23, 2022
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Gaming

The art of wanting to jump out of your window, then claiming you enjoyed it
John: This game is fucking stupid how can you dodge those fucking attacks they aren't even telegraphed
*a week later*
John: Oh I played that game, it was pretty fun, I love gaming
by FriendIsSimp July 23, 2022
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Gaming

The act of playing a game in a PC or console (mobile doesn't count lol), usually in a serious or professional manner, as gaming is more likely the word to define full concentration or competitiveness on the act of playing games.
Practically unrelated example:

–Mom: Billy, come on, your dinner's gonna get cold!!
–Son: I'm still *GAMING*, mom! Let me alone!!
–Mom: Just pause it and you continue later, or I'll go up and turn it off for you!!
–Son: This shit's online, you can't pause it, dumbass!!!
–Mom: BILLY!!! *proceeds to go stairs up loudly*
by ImSomeRandom May 3, 2023
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Gaming Chair

A type of chair that gives people aimbot and wallhacks.
4th grader: Bro he is using hack
5th grader: No he is just using a gaming chair
by The_CX_Corruption August 11, 2018
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Gaming Enthusiast

A person who is totally into the fine and outstanding culture of Video Gaming. Often seen sporting a game related T-Shirt i.e. Mortal Kombat, Pac Man etc.

In addition to purchasing all merchandise related to their favorite game, a Gaming Enthusiast will spend long, hot uninterrupted hours of gaming in some back room. Forgoing proper nutrition, basic hygiene, even pornography in lieu of leveling up. Leveling up for a Gaming Enthusiast is like shooting sweet China White into the vein of a heroin addict.

Gaming Enthusiasts have been found dead with controllers still being clutched in their rigor mortified hands - We salute you

In the future when our world is invaded by hordes of malevolent alien Reptiloids. The nations of the earth will turn to the Gaming Enthusiast to save them. For the Gaming Enthusiast alone possesses the knowledge and talent combined with years of virtual experience for fighting such a cause.

Sound far fetched? I leave you with this: Songs have been written and movies have been made about Gaming Enthusiasts saving the world.
Attending E3 and Blizzcon is like a trip to Mecca for the Gaming Enthusiast.
by SWARTHOS September 11, 2019
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Gaming OCD

Obsessive compulsive disorder that manifests during gaming. A person may not have OCD in real life, but will display OCD behavior in a game with exhausting inventory organization, breaking every possible breakable object in the room or always reaching the level cap.
-Dude, why did you just shoot the wall? There was nothing there.

-I had 101 bullets, needed to round it to a 100 so it was perfect.

-You should learn to control your gaming OCD.
by LeonKenedy February 3, 2009
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Gaming Laptop

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
by ne0ooo March 10, 2022
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