Funged

What happens when no matter how hard you try, one of your friends is always more successful than you.

Hey did you hear Joe got into Harvard, he Funged you again.

by mo-tage September 19, 2015

Clarence Fung

Swag. Someone who is swaggie and knows how to dress, talk, eat, and walk like a swaggie.

People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.

#swaggieyolo
#yoloswaggie
#clarrenceswag

Aubrey: YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.

Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung

by neyneypig June 13, 2013

wee fung chow hu

a dark chi that blocks out good kidney energy, can be cured by acupucture

"You see, wee laddie buck, your kidney energy is being blocked by a dark chi, or what we like to call 'Wee Fung Chow Hu'.

by Ernest Crackspackle June 22, 2005

Cluster fung-shway

Organized chaos. A state of calamity amidst a sea of normal.

At first it appeared to be Mayhem or alittle chaotic but it was a cluster fung-shway

by Brian Jones, The original accept no imitations April 25, 2008

Fung fu

n.

1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.

2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.

"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."

"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"
"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."
"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."

by usman noyo May 9, 2007

Fung

A male Asian normally with a unreal amount of swag. He is most likely to get all the bitches and is great at soccer.

Guy1- "look at fung over there with all those bitches"
Guy2- "right!, i wish a were him"
Guy3 - "he's even a beast at soccer"

by Thecorrectdictonary October 16, 2011

Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong

Definition often known as the world's best couple.
World's perfect couple.
Started 070610, ended never.
- As you breathe this second, they are loving each other
harder and harder by times fold.

Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong

by Crackalackinbro March 2, 2011