dumb fund

Is some who thinks their ideas are so great every one will buy it ,and thinks of them self as highly educated. They think they have the ability to manipulate others ideas about what they should do in the moment.

Gil is such a Dumb fund. She is trying to head but a donkey, but she couldn't even tie her own shoe laces. And the donkeys already winning.

by mistyc March 1, 2016

seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

The Nicole Fund

A charity for children that have parents that don’t love them enough to buy clothes, phones etc.

Look at that shitty phone, why don’t you hit up the Nicole Fund

by Luke Piewalker January 20, 2018

Crowd funding

Shut up about the crowd funding he's telling people to cut him a check and he has a million times more money than I do... And not ME Hym but him him.

Hym "OH JEEZ! YEP! THE CROWD FUNDING! THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM ISN'T IT!? I'M NOT CROWD FUNDING!"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

cum fund

The emergency supply of cash that one should always have available to restock on lube, tissues, sex dolls, toys, flesh lights, prostitutes, claro wipes to clean off your key board, desk, and computer. The fund shall be of a man or woman's greatest importance of never being low on available cash for we all know why

Friend: hey bro I need to tap into my cum fund tonight, lubes low and the flagpoles high
Understanding friend: I getcha bro had to do the same for a box of tissues and a new blow up sex doll

by Happy turd June 17, 2015

Shrub Fund

A fledgling hedge fund

The Kudos Investment Management Global Diversified Fund is a Shrub Fund.

by Sax4 July 9, 2009

Hedge Fund

Money set aside for a womans bikini wax job.

"Girl it looks like a jungle down there." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to cash in my hedge fund to get that cleaned up."

by Aint Jamima August 3, 2009